“If you were happy with the wrong person, imagine how happy you’ll be with the right one.”

Oh my
(via icanrelateto)

“You wrecked me and
I apologized.”

Never again.  (via seabelle)

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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Explain to me how I was in two long distance relationships and now I’m finally in a normal one and he has to leave for school. I could jump off a bridge.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

emmasoto1:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh


the truth
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.